Camera

Once I edit the footage I've shot with my NEW VIDEO CAMERA I'ma go ahead and slap a video onto this here blog. Isn't that exciting?

Poet be thou, tired be....thy?

When I get tired,
I do some crazy things.
Like glue tape onto stickers,
and draw cows with wings.

I remember in August,
after not sleeping a wink.
I put my dishes in the shower,
and washed my hair in the sink.
I then proceeded to talk,
to a mere picture of my dad.
He didn't laugh at my joke,
I walked away sad.

And now here I sit,
like vomit being returned to by a dog.
Not getting any sleep,
and updating my blog.

Phiveo

My little video of photos (phiveo) is now on youtube for easier access.

Enjoy

*beep*

And now, a man leaving someone a message but suddenly forgets who he is calling and why when he hears the beep.

*beep* "Uhhh, HEY. This is Jesse callin', umm, just needed to...ask you a question, well no, I umm...just callin' to say hey. Uhh...I heard a funny joke I thought you'd like, it's about this dude, his girlfriend wanted some Chinese food so he flew to China. It's a long joke, I'll tell you later. No need to call me back."


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Mornings.

I tell ya. Mornings. What a drag.

Monday Mornings. What a drag times two.

My alarm went off(on?) this morning at 8 o'clock. I know, I know, that's really not THAT early, but this is me I'm talking about. I need as many hours of sleep each night as a centipede has legs. More or less. Anyway, the alarm goes off at 8 and I figure instead of hitting the snooze button three more times in nine minute increments I'll just go ahead and set my alarm to 8:20. 20 minutes more of uninterrupted sleep sounded a lot better than 27 minutes of waking up every NINE to hit da shnooz.

I tell ya (again). Craziest 20 minutes ever. I fell asleep right away and started dreaming that my alarm was going off and I couldn't figure how to stop it. But I didn't think it was a dream, I thought I was awake trying to shut my alarm off. So eventually (in the dream) I stop the beeping and lay back down. I'm now worried that I'm gonna fall asleep and not wake up for a couple hours because in order to stop the beeping I had shut off the alarm fully instead of hitting snooze.

At this point in the dream I sorta wake up and realize that the alarm is still set to 8:20 and I only shut the alarm off in my dream. So I still have about 10 minutes of solid sleep ahead of me. But now I'm just getting that I'm putting all of this work and thought into trying to get a couple more minutes of sleep. I realize that I'm just being ridiculous and finally get out of bed and go about my usual school day getting to all my classes on time and everything turned out fine.

Who knew that sleep could take so much work.

Hair

Well, after many many many many many many manly months.....I finally got a haircut. In the span of about 15 minutes I went from nearly 7 inches of hair to hardly an inch. Yikes. What a change. What I'm most excited about is how it won't take 3 hours for my hair to dry anymore. That got annoying. Perhaps I'll put a picture of it up a little later.






Random Thought: An advantage to being dyslexic would be having the chance to think that Halloween will fall on Friday the 13th next year.