*Cracks knuckles*

And now it's time for a little story. *Jesse rolls up his sleeves*

Long ago there was a king with three beautiful daughters. *Jesse takes a sip of pop* Everyone agreed that their smiles were brighter than the sun. *Jesse eats a couple of Doritos and wipes his hand on his jeans* Now, even with all the kings wealth and land he loved nothing more than his daughters and would do anything for them. *Pop spills on keyboard, Jesse tries to clean it up* OIne daty, tyhe yoiungest daughtyer was styriocken wiotyh a seriooius iolness. *Jesse tries to make the keys stop sticking together* iooioiauestyeyastotsyeaosyttytytytytyyttyioiioioioziofayayuiaruiofyaiyidattguas *Jesse calls it a lost cause and storms out of his room*

Sam Beam

I'm going to see Iron & Wine perform in about an hour. I'm pretty dang stoked. Woo!

I. You?

Here is another cloud picture. I like. You like?

Picshas

Here are a bunch of random pictures I tweaked on in Photoshop today. Enjoy!

The following sentence means absolutely nothing. Absolutely.

Triangular Ancestry goes back to the bottlenecked substance of derogatory issues pertaining to the mix of white and yellow.

I ain't lion!

K, check it out. Last night I dreamt that I was back in Minnesota and had a pet LION! Holy crap, it was sweet. And this was one of those dreams that you SWEAR was not a dream but actually happening. It was SO cool. He was just like a dog and hung out with me and everything. I remember the dream started with me just sitting in the sun room with the lion by my side. I was just sitting there like everything was normal when I realized, that's a lion! That's MY lion! I have a pet lion! Oh man, you should have been there.


Waking up was sad because I realized that I didn't have a pet lion.







This pretty much sums up the dream. Minus the random shot of that dude with no shirt on.

Recent News

Here are the most important news bulletins in my life at the moment:

-I will probably get to sleep in tommorow.

- I get to see Iron & Wine on the 15th here in Wheaton! That alone will make spending a year here worth it.

-I like Mug Root Beer

-THE GIANTS WON THE SUPERBOWL AND I AM HAPPY ABOUT THAT! BUT ALSO I KINDA FEEL BAD BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO SEE RANDY MOSS WIN A SUPERBOWL RING! HE DESERVES ONE! HE'S VERY TALENTED! BUT WATCHING ELI MANNING RECEIVE THE MVP AWARD WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT! WOOO! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S GONNA GET REALLY OLD CHEERING FOR SOME RANDOM TEAM EVERY SUPERBOWL BECAUSE THE VIKINGS NEVER MAKE IT! WHY CAN'T THEY JUST WIN GAMES??!?!?!?!?!?!

-I will now stop writing in Caps Lock

-I watched the movie "Rear Window" today and REALLY enjoyed. Alot. James Stewart is da man.

EDIT

-After I posted this I watched "Rope". ANOTHER Hitchcock movie with Jimmy Stewart in it. Also VERY good. Woo!