*Cracks knuckles*

And now it's time for a little story. *Jesse rolls up his sleeves*

Long ago there was a king with three beautiful daughters. *Jesse takes a sip of pop* Everyone agreed that their smiles were brighter than the sun. *Jesse eats a couple of Doritos and wipes his hand on his jeans* Now, even with all the kings wealth and land he loved nothing more than his daughters and would do anything for them. *Pop spills on keyboard, Jesse tries to clean it up* OIne daty, tyhe yoiungest daughtyer was styriocken wiotyh a seriooius iolness. *Jesse tries to make the keys stop sticking together* iooioiauestyeyastotsyeaosyttytytytytyyttyioiioioioziofayayuiaruiofyaiyidattguas *Jesse calls it a lost cause and storms out of his room*

Sam Beam

I'm going to see Iron & Wine perform in about an hour. I'm pretty dang stoked. Woo!

I. You?

Here is another cloud picture. I like. You like?

Picshas

Here are a bunch of random pictures I tweaked on in Photoshop today. Enjoy!

The following sentence means absolutely nothing. Absolutely.

Triangular Ancestry goes back to the bottlenecked substance of derogatory issues pertaining to the mix of white and yellow.

I ain't lion!

K, check it out. Last night I dreamt that I was back in Minnesota and had a pet LION! Holy crap, it was sweet. And this was one of those dreams that you SWEAR was not a dream but actually happening. It was SO cool. He was just like a dog and hung out with me and everything. I remember the dream started with me just sitting in the sun room with the lion by my side. I was just sitting there like everything was normal when I realized, that's a lion! That's MY lion! I have a pet lion! Oh man, you should have been there.


Waking up was sad because I realized that I didn't have a pet lion.







This pretty much sums up the dream. Minus the random shot of that dude with no shirt on.

Recent News

Here are the most important news bulletins in my life at the moment:

-I will probably get to sleep in tommorow.

- I get to see Iron & Wine on the 15th here in Wheaton! That alone will make spending a year here worth it.

-I like Mug Root Beer

-THE GIANTS WON THE SUPERBOWL AND I AM HAPPY ABOUT THAT! BUT ALSO I KINDA FEEL BAD BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO SEE RANDY MOSS WIN A SUPERBOWL RING! HE DESERVES ONE! HE'S VERY TALENTED! BUT WATCHING ELI MANNING RECEIVE THE MVP AWARD WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT! WOOO! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S GONNA GET REALLY OLD CHEERING FOR SOME RANDOM TEAM EVERY SUPERBOWL BECAUSE THE VIKINGS NEVER MAKE IT! WHY CAN'T THEY JUST WIN GAMES??!?!?!?!?!?!

-I will now stop writing in Caps Lock

-I watched the movie "Rear Window" today and REALLY enjoyed. Alot. James Stewart is da man.

EDIT

-After I posted this I watched "Rope". ANOTHER Hitchcock movie with Jimmy Stewart in it. Also VERY good. Woo!

The Man

Not much else to say

I'm back with a Haiku

I was gone for a few weeks

But now I am back

Keep checking my blog you dork

HaiKOOL!

Heather's Christmas Haiku:

The Vikings lost, I did see

Before Christmas Eve

Who needs football? Christ recieve.



Jesse's Christmas Haiku:

Presents all in a bundle

No one to receive

Everyone is still sleeping



Heather's #2 (Not Haiku)

I have no Bethany:

I have no Bethany to sing along,

A very very happy Christmas song.

I have no Bethany to bring me joy,

So I talk to brothers, boy.

I have no Bethany to bring me to a steeple,

Now I will sit and read a People.

Farst to Lazt

And now, a list from A to Z of the first movie that pops into my head that starts with each letter.

-Aristocats
-Batman Begins
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
-Dumbo
-Equilibrium
-Far and Away
-Gone With the Wind
-How to Marry a Millionaire
-Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
-Jurassic Park
-Kill Bill
-Les Quatre Cents Coups
-Moulin Rouge
-Napoleon Dynamite
-Orange County
-Pink Panther, The
-Quigley Down Under
-Rat Race
-Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
-The Three Amigos
-Usual Suspects, The
-V for Vendetta
-War of the Worlds
-X Men
-Young Einstein
-Zeus and Roxanne

Nothing

I hope you're not expecting anything to actually HAPPEN in any of my videos.

Hmmm....

Justa Test

It snowed!

It finally snowed! Here's proof!



Here's more proof!


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Here's a picture of the building at the end of that noisy, shaky video!




Reason #4 (and 1) why I like Christmas time.

Christmas #3

You know, Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without commercials like these:

INFINITY!

Christmas #2

Here is another reason why I like Christmas



Shaking hands with/giving thumbs up to Christmas trees!

Christmas.

In 23 days it will be Christmas. What are you gonna do for those 23 days? I know what I'M doing. I will come up with one reason why I like Christmas everyday* until it finally arrives.

Reason #1



The snow!!!!





*I use the word "everyday" very loosely. It will probably turn into a "everyday I feel like it" type of deal.