A nice little story.

There once were three saints. Their names were Saint Uffed, Saint Arving and Saint Upid. Saint Uffed and Saint Arving were twin brothers and Saint Upid had a hard time telling which was which sometimes. One day Saint Upid walked up to one of the twins and said, "Hello, Saint Uffed." To this the saint replied, "I'm not St. Uffed. I'm St. Arving, St. Upid."